So.. here we go. A bit about myself to get you caught up on my life.
Iβve just turned the big 30 in December.. woohoo π and having a bit of a midlife crisis i guess you could say.
To the shrinking.. I am having a gastric sleeve on the 12th of June, This has been a BIG.. Out of the box decision for me to make, So im going to use this platform to share EVERYTHING along the way.
I am loud, opinionated, crude, rude and have a bad potty mouth, so expect a few curse words, a few derogatory ones too. in my journey to a healthy life with me and my disfunctional but functional family.
I have mental health affairs, not afraid to admit it & that sometimes i just need to put two fingers up to the world and run away. If your looking for an empath.. definetly steer clear. Because i couldnt give two trucks about your mums aunties dead lizard and how they couldnt possibly not have a funeral for it. I do not understand basic emotions, or really how people dont understand that i just dont have any.
I went to a psychologist once.. And apparently βtired, hungry & stressedβ is not an appropriate answer to βWhat emotions are you feeling todayβ. She just doesnt get it.. but its always good for a laugh listening to her tell me to breathe constantly, like listen lady, i already do that 50 billion times a day.. What do you think deeper breathing is gunna do.
I am 100% a homosexual, i have known for 20 years and been with my Fiance for 5+ years (ππππππππ€πππ) She is the rock that holds our family together at all times. She is the highest of standards mum.. Shes the cook, cleaner, teacher, carer, laundry lady, business lady, lover, and the better looking one of the pair of us. Glad ive got her on lockdown ππ
I am a stepparent, yes im in a lesbian relationship.. And yes we have a child.. She is a beautiful, caring and sometimes obnoxious little girl who is 7 years old. Since she was about 2.5 she started calling me daddy, and im okay with that, but just to clarify she knows she has 2 mummys but calls 1 daddy. She drives me absolutely bonkers MOST days, but then.. She does this thing, like a cute innocent smile or randomly saying βI love you daddyβ and shes that cute little bundle of joy again.
Im a chef by trade, and anyone who says to my partner βyou must get some exciting and extravagent meals being with a chefβ Does not really know a chef. I hate getting home and spending another 2 hours in the kitchen, for it not to be appreciated by a 7 year old. Put it this way, i need a new career. My bossβ are assholes, my collegues are morons, and my payslip is rediculously low.. ALWAYS no matter where you work in this industry.
Peace, until next time βπ»
Shrinking Chef 